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cheek spreader

An injury that occurs while landing a skateboard trick with one foot on the ground and the other on a skateboard that is still moving at a high rate of speed. The results are extremely painfull.
That kid was trying a tre flip down that four set and busted a cheek spreader.
by freestyle dave July 7, 2005
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Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
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Seed Spreader

Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader
Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.
dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
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Spreader

Means that you would spread your legs (allow someone to have intercourse with you) in exchange for something.
Danielle: I would sooo spread my legs for some cider
Emma: Don't be such a spreader!
by Tappey May 17, 2010
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spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)
He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)
by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004
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Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
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