smeadro

Someone with a small meat ( penis )

Person 1: ur moms hot

Person 2: yea to hot for you smeadro

by Mr clean69 February 25, 2022

Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.

You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!

by smashcentury July 27, 2022

Sméagol

1.Inability to man up to daily responsibilities. 2. Self-Centered 3. Making a bigger deal out of a situation than necessary. (Often leads to the individual crying) 4. Craves precious items and attention.

Hey honey, can you help with the dishes instead of being such a sméagol. No! No! Honey! Me asking you to do things doesn’t mean you have to cry about it.

by Blme_Gme September 7, 2022

Smeagolese

A combination of Gollum’s name of origin, ‘Sméagol,’ and ‘legalese,’ Smeagolese is legal term to describe legal language that at first seems standard, but on deeper inspection, disguises a sinister and antisocial declaration.

While written deftly, Zuckerberg’s anti-DEI statement is simply Smeagolese to discount diversity as a strength and to increase wealth disparity.

by HoneyBooRad January 11, 2025

smeagols cove

A freshly farted in vagina. When one person locks their asshole onto the vaginal opening and let's one rip.

Bro 1: hey dude how was your date?
Bro 2: it was awesome. She's a lil freaky, let me do a smeagols cove on her!!!

by Jedidoc87 January 25, 2025

Sméagol

Verb: to lick someone aggressively

The dog Sméagoled me when I was dirty.

by Smeagolchad May 9, 2025

The Smeagol Shuffle

When a girl is masturbating while squatting.

Hey, did you see Shannon doing The Smeagol Shuffle, the other day? Now THAT'S talent!

by Smeagolnumber1 March 14, 2023