Swancer

Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.

Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.

by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009

Slander_anything

Tik tok user that think yu yu hakusho and hunter x hunter is peak of fiction, also he has no friends

Slander_anything is cool

by XD90 February 16, 2021

Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

slantern

an alternative way to say "whore," "slut," or "ho" in public

Those slanterns work on 14th street.

by triste June 22, 2007

Tom Slander

a group of assholes who hate on Tom Felton even tho he apologised

‘i’m a tom slander. tom is our windex🥺💔🐍🐍’

by drankendrugs May 4, 2021

lies and slander

Something you say to statements that are false with the intent of harming your good name, or further damaging you already bad name

A: I heard you slept with that fat girl Carol

B: Lies And Slander

A: So you didn't?

B: No.

by NewEspi January 13, 2009

skancer

noun
1. skin cancer
2. a freckle acquired by tanning or being in the sun for an extended amount of time

Girl: I'm going tanning
Guy: Okay, have fun with your skancer.

Girl 1: OMFG! What is that?!
Girl 2: Oh, that's just some skancer.

by emilele June 15, 2008