one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
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"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
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When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
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Person 3: don't forget that they really love Simeon! Haha-
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