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stwasted

being stoned and wasted at the same time.

pronounced st-wast-ed, quickly.

being stwasted tends to lead to awful decisions, poor motor skills, and memory loss of what happened during your stwasted adventures!
1. 'Ugh i was so stwasted i made out with half the party last night!'

2. Don't be stwasted and drive!

3. You shouldn't get stwasted too often, it destroys your lungs AND your liver.
by AliIsColourful January 12, 2011
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shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away
my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof
by shshhshs June 30, 2017
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Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020
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schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members
Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.
by jules March 11, 2004
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Shaster

A nickname used for a female with the name Shasta. Usually a really hot female with a large chest. Known throughout Canada, and the US
"Damn, Shaster is a total babe!"
by Babii-Girl* December 21, 2008
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schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.
"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"
by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007
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Shwasted

consuming mass quantities of beer to the point of dancing and/or wanting to spar vigorously. this can lead to a serious of comedic references later served to you that very next morning!
Man, jesse you sure were Shwasted last night, i was laughing so hard when you were trying to walk to your SUV!
by mr clap happy July 12, 2011
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