Czech golden shower

A VZ-61. It runs away so fast the shells hit the ground later. Yeah, you're welcome Brandon.

Its like the Czech golden shower.

by athingwithstuff November 17, 2022

Tennessee Shower Curtain

A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.

I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!

by G005E October 11, 2006

everything shower

A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.

Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.

by Cocoa Morgan March 9, 2017

shower not a grower

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.

"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"

by mepheld November 2, 2013

Ghetto Shower

When one substitutes a real shower for washering their hair and or face in the sink and applying deodorant & cologne to cover up any preexisting odors.

I woke up late this morning and had to take a Ghetto Shower.

by DB in MO August 21, 2008

Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.

Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?

by chachaG22 March 6, 2011

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019