Shockwave

A move to use on your woman (much like the dutch oven) but it is a kami kazi move for people who don't like the smell of their own farts.
Directions: To properly execute a successful delivery of the death blow of the "Shockwave", one must possess the art of timing and rhythm.

1st. In bed and under the covers, let a dirty fart just rip (eating a Polish diet will make a deadly fart-smell concoction).
2nd. Slowly raise your feet to a level of 1-2 feet. This will fill the chamber (the covers of biological death warfare) with air.
3rd. drop your feet and as your feet are approximately 1/2 way down, raise the the edge of the covers nearest you faces and unleash the payload!!!! The Flash gust of toxic wind will blow right into your victim's face!!! (for best results, wait for he mouth to be wide open- She will taste it!!!!
4th. Laugh at your victim who should be angry, gagging, (and if you took my advice on the proper diet) begging for mercy or even death.
Have fun! very effective!!

Girl- OMG!!!! WTF!!!! *Gags coughs and gags again*

The Bomber- "That was the Shockwave, baby! and my patented brew;).... he said proudly" (you must include the quote "he said proudly" as the home run of your victory speech.

by mc94xr7 October 16, 2011

ShortWire

Electrical copper shielded wire of short length, man of impulsive statue, Antennae wire less then 10 meters(Shortwave Frequency)

This Shortwire is plugged in with an Amphenol connector, You ShortWired guy, shortbalunned wire anttenae.

by Eric de Groot July 13, 2010

Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum

Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga

by I have no gender November 8, 2017

shockwave

waving the wordshocker/word in the air.

We were at the club last night, and I had to throw up a shockwave so my boys could see where I was.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

shortways

a quick and easy alternative to something that you thought would be effort

Roland - "Re-writing this essay is effffort"
Dylan - "Why don't you just photocopy it? that will be way easier"
Roland - "YES DYLAN! that's so shortways"

by rolandiscool June 19, 2011

strawberry shortcake version 2

occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.

"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"

by b.ximenez January 19, 2008