Shlong

To go out for a Drive

i went for a shlong last night with my wife.

by skills101 January 28, 2008

shlong

A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.

kabluey kekek

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Shlong

A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.

Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.

-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!

- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.

by Mathylda00 September 9, 2018

Shlong

A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.

Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.

by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018

Shlong

When he calls his dick she and he’s packin-shlong

Bro my ducks a shlong

by Wallee February 12, 2020

shlong

1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.

2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color

1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"

2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)

by Jo-mama November 9, 2003

shlong

a pigs shriviled limp dick after a drive by shooting.

when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.

by Johnney Hooligan November 4, 2003