shitkicker

1. a cowboy, farmer or any male rustic 2. anything of cowboy culture as a western film or country-western song

The adjective is "shitkicking" or "shitkickin'" as shitkickin' boots or shitkickin' song.

The shitkickers all drive rusty old trucks in this part of town.

by Jon64Bailey March 3, 2008

shitprick

someone who really smells and acts like a jerk.

rob thats not cool dude you should stop being shich a shitprick and take a shower dammit.

by juancarlos December 23, 2005

shitdick

when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras

"i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the arse, and got poopdick!"

by condomkid September 19, 2003

shitkicker

Big heavy boots, usually combat-type, but occasionally DMs or similar; sometimes steel reinforced, often worn to intimidate others. Usually seen on rivethead types, both male and female.

She always wears her shitkickers when she goes downtown so the guys won't try to hit on her.

by Leah May 21, 2004

Shitdiculous

Something that is ridiculous and shit at the same time.

'Holy shit, that shit be shitdiculous'

by Antmonk April 28, 2008

shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.

Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).

by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004

Shitdick

A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.

I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.

by Red Cross November 15, 2013