shitbird

A racial slur for black people.

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.

by The Baron of Beverly December 2, 2007

shitmitten

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

by Conniera April 7, 2008

shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

shitbird

anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life.

That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.

by frank woods November 6, 2012

shitbird

Originates from the ye old mainer up alone on his porch talkign about the passer byers. Commonly used with the term little infront of it.

"oh look at that one he is a little shitbird"

by Justin B-K July 16, 2008

Baron Von SheitMire

A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles

BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs

by Lord Snaffles April 8, 2005

Shitbird

one who eats his own shit

Bob Boule is the dumbest shitbird at this company

by Steve O December 5, 2003