Shitbirds

An unorganized group of small time drug dealers, drug users, bathroom vandals, and other delinquents who have no other goal than to do as much damage as they can to school and government property. The most infamous shitbird The Xan Man is responsible for the dozens of graffiti attacks in school bathrooms, where drawings of lizards cover the bathrooms.

"The shitbirds fucked up every single bathroom in the school so now we have to shit outside"

by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

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A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

by Marechal March 11, 2003

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Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.

Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."

by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011

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shitbid

The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.

I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.

by cober1 March 7, 2013

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