Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

star sticked

when a horse falls ontop of you and it’s penis rubs on your leg

natasha was just star sticked

by star sticked September 2, 2021

Crazy Slicked

The act of touching someone inappropriately

"Hey that girl seems really emotional right now what happened to her?"
"Apparently she got Crazy Slicked"
"Oh, that is just awful"

by Sily Slapper September 20, 2022

snicked

When a cat reaches out and claws when you pass by.

Pagoo just reached out and snicked me when I walked by her bed!

by topseyturvey February 3, 2006

Sticked

To punch so one in the face, cheek or jaw

Marty: dang that guy's face is swelled up,
Marlon: i sticked him for messing with me!!!

by housm July 28, 2015

Slicked the Fuck Back

When someone's hair is extremely slicked back to the point where no matter what their personality is, they are judged solely on appearance. People who are "slicked the fuck back" are usually very egocentric.

Abbreviated as STFB

"Man, did you see that guy? He was Slicked the Fuck Back.

by TheCashier November 12, 2010

sicked

A combination of "sick" and "wicked".

Person 1: I'm watching a fat guy wearing a thong do the Chicken Dance on national television!
Person 2: That is so totally sicked.

by Ninde July 27, 2006