Shadowknife

A fat, unattractive men who live in their mother's basement playing World of Warcraft. Shadowknives are bound to wheelchairs due to leg fat breaking down their bones. You don't want to be a Shadowknife. Shadowknives cry in real life over video games due to being removed from guilds.

Shadow: Hey guys!
Nikar: I'm pro
Death and Taxes: GTFO
Shadowknife: OMFG

by Whatsgoodson July 25, 2009

shadowjacking

when one skypes with another and says be right back (brb) and comes out of camera angle and proceeds to masturbate to the person.

yesterday i was video chatting with a blonde so i decided to go shadowjacking.

by patrouski TROLL July 23, 2012

shadowjacker

Someone who jacks off in a bar

Brad is known as the local shadowjacker

by thetreetrimmer August 5, 2016

shadowjacking

the act of jacking off secretly in public places

Brad was found shadowjacking near local playgrounds

by thetreetrimmer July 22, 2016

shadowcadet

A shadow cadet is a fan of LDshadowlady.

“Do you know LDshadowlady?”
“Yes! I am a shadowcadet!”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

shadowfax

when you fax someone an entirely black sheet of paper

"Ugh, John keeps sending me shadowfaxes"
"Hey Jimmy, I got your shadowfax last night, very funny"

by emmaoryx September 27, 2020

shadowdragon

Toxic gamer girl

Loves to fuck juputusx

So toxic he must be shadowdragon

by OwO69420 October 5, 2020