Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!
by B Fox January 15, 2008
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ME: I hate severus snape, he needs to keep his big nose out of peoples business.
After i read Deathly Hallows
ME: OMG! SNAPE! OWNZ!
ME: I hate severus snape, he needs to keep his big nose out of peoples business.
After i read Deathly Hallows
ME: OMG! SNAPE! OWNZ!
by wcoooo August 6, 2007
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A character (professor at Hogwarts) in the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling (or, for you illiterate bastards, in the Harry Potter movies).
Characterized as a mean, slimy, suspicious and unpopular professor hated by most of the school's students, especially those outside of Slytherin.
This term can also be used by the hopeless Harry Potter geek to refer to said geek's least favorite teacher.
Characterized as a mean, slimy, suspicious and unpopular professor hated by most of the school's students, especially those outside of Slytherin.
This term can also be used by the hopeless Harry Potter geek to refer to said geek's least favorite teacher.
HP Geek #1: I can't belive Snape gave us so much math homework! I was going to finish chapter 54 of my Draco/Hermione fan fic!
HP Geek #2: I know! Wait, should I be concerned that I understand what the hell you're saying when you use Harry Potter words to refer to aspects of real life?
HP Geek #1: Probably. Maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing.
HP Geek #2: Doh!
HP Geek #2: I know! Wait, should I be concerned that I understand what the hell you're saying when you use Harry Potter words to refer to aspects of real life?
HP Geek #1: Probably. Maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing.
HP Geek #2: Doh!
by harrypotterwheeee June 24, 2004
Get the Severus Snape mug.He's the ol' greasy haired dude, long hooked nose, sallow skin, yellow teeth, evil sneer....
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hot voice, god like stance, hear melting gaze...
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hot voice, god like stance, hear melting gaze...
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The point is he's hot... just his first year potion class mantra makes people drool..
ENSNARE THE SENSES -Severus Snape
ENSNARE THE SENSES -Severus Snape
by MdbZ April 25, 2010
Get the Severus Snape mug.is what many may call heroic, a daring, bold, brave, not-afraid-to-stand-up-to-the-Dark-Lord kind of person. Nowadays, we shorten it to badass.
Random person who just finished watching Deathly Hallows: Isn't Neville Longbottom just soo badass? He killed Nagini, Voldemort's horcrux!
Knowledgable person: Professor Severus Snape saved Harry's life several times and he played spy for Dumbledore. He's more badass than Neville Longbottom!
Knowledgable person: Professor Severus Snape saved Harry's life several times and he played spy for Dumbledore. He's more badass than Neville Longbottom!
by LilyxEvans July 29, 2011
Get the Severus Snape mug.A quote from the Joker in The Dark Knight, turned in to an internet fad/meme. Usually used on angry, emotional people who tend to go overboard or not understand jokes.
Man: God wtf!!! I hate the world, I want it to burn!
TDK fan: Why so serious?
Troll Topic Creator: Guess what!? I like watching gay men and humping my couch!
Foolish Poster: Wow wtf!? You are fucking messed up man, get some therapy.
Troll Topic Creator: lol, why so serious!?
TDK fan: Why so serious?
Troll Topic Creator: Guess what!? I like watching gay men and humping my couch!
Foolish Poster: Wow wtf!? You are fucking messed up man, get some therapy.
Troll Topic Creator: lol, why so serious!?
by ryanxwonbin August 19, 2008
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Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."
Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"
Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."
Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"
by StetsonRed October 2, 2008
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