sexalexin

its like a coma, only with sex.

omg brittany put scott in a sexalexin. he looked overwhelmed.

by Hawkeye84 April 7, 2008

sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

sedaned

To be drunk enough (after a Long Black Sedan Band show) to pass out and wake up with cigarette butts in your mouth and beer bottle caps embedded into your forhead.

Joe got sedaned and got up close and personal with the floor of Jacoby's restroom.

by Nicotine March 11, 2003

our lips are sealed

the song used at the eisenhower variety show which had awsome fuckin ladies preform it-actually just the one in the green 80's shirt with the skirt is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad ass shit.

DUDE1:dude i loved our lips are sealed.
DUDE2:you mean the one with that girl who is in the green 80's shirt with the skirt and is fuckin awsomely amazing and rad as shit.

by judy's kid March 9, 2009

Sealed

(Re: urban exploration) Describes an abandoned building or other abandoned site whose owner has secured it by means of barriers, alarms, guards, etc., making it very difficult or risky to try to enter.

The old power plant was a beautiful site, until the taggers got to it; then it was sealed.

by Pablo Vilas October 15, 2015

vacuum sealer

A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.

The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...

by Stephen Breeney January 8, 2008

Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008