Scrollie

When you run out of filters and forced to use a roach in a rollie

Shite, I’m out of filters , guess this calls for a scrollie

by Breadshmoker November 13, 2018

Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.

by RealReality August 15, 2020

scrolltum

Scrolling room pics for scrotum and/or peen.

I normally just jump right into chat but they were talking about posting peen, so I did a quick scrolltum.

by DammitCJ December 30, 2020

scrolliholic

When you're addicted to scrolling.

I can't seem to finish this book I'm reading because I can't leave my phone alone, I'm a scrolliholic.

by CEGsChonnect September 3, 2023

keep scrollin'

A term used to tell someone to move on and past your status update on their newsfeed.

Specifically used social media and forums to let someone know you have no time for their opinion, comments or general existence.

'Keep scrollin' is not restricted to social media and can be applied to real life situations.

Status update: Favourite movies? go.

Comment: Twilight.

Reply to comment: Keep scrollin' <insert friend name>

by Tamazz October 28, 2013

Bowl Scrolling

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.

I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.

by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

Name-Scrolling

When you search for your name on Urban Dictionary to see some of the things others have done with your name. Usually, this is for a moral boost. Unfortunately, people who share names associated with bad shit (Such as Karen), often find themselves inadvertently insulted, even if they themselves are perfectly fine as a human being. It’s really a 50/50 coin toss, to be honest.

Felt kinda down today, so I went Name-Scrolling on Uraban Dictionary. Made me feel a bit better.

by Octagonal Revolver June 4, 2021