schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.

I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.

by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011

Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009

Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed

I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

Schmoopified

When you've just started a relationship around valentines day and one of the people in the relationship gives an extremely over the top gift to the other person.

(From the Seinfeldian Soup Nazi episode)

Even though Jim and Robin had only been on two dates, Jim realized he'd been schmoopified when he opened the door to his apartment to find 8 dozen roses.

by 14ll41 February 2, 2009