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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011
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schick

1. something that is radically cool
2. often coincides with the phrase awlschiemn
3. sometimes used in a sarcastic connotation
1. Wow that poke check was schick
2. Schick i lost again, awlschiemn..
3. That wave was schick did u see that Jit?
by flexico January 27, 2007
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Schlickum

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?
by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017
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schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.
Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!
by The WordMaster May 24, 2003
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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008
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schnicklefuck

Benevolently drunk or drunk to the point of fun and nothing but fun (occasionally butt fun).
"Holy schlondinglers andy, we got straight schnicklefucked last night and totally danced nude to Grease!"
by Scott the Pirate September 15, 2009
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shclick

When those girls saw his photo, their schlicking sounds could be heard in the other room.
Squirting. shclick.
by panda the cruel September 30, 2013
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