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schweffe

Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.
Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe

Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe

That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
by Jokes Lad 3000 August 30, 2012
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schaefer

Noun. 1. A bunny 2. Someone sweet, adorable and very cuddly 3. A person who looves goobers
He keeps insisting he's not a schaefer, but with that nose and cute ass, what else can he be?
by Olya August 17, 2006
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Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.
"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"
by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009
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schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)
Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!
by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009
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schaeferish

(adj) The quality of being easily amused by made-up words. Often applies in situations where actual work is supposed to be getting done, but in reality, is not.
We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.
by Guillermo Montoya March 31, 2009
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Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.
Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..
by Tikkitz April 17, 2011
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Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !
I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!
by president schweef November 24, 2020
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