adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

Adderall

The reason every teenager, college kid, and meth head suddenly has ADHD.

College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.

Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.

Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!

Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?

College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...

by TheWORDS January 21, 2008

Adderall

Kiddy Speed, its like speed because of all the amphetamine salts.

Adderall is a psychostimulant comprising mixed amphetamine salts. The drug is used primarily to treat ADHD and narcolepsy.

Gary has ADHD but he sells Adderall ready for snorting.

by Hixxe January 11, 2008

sadderflies

The sad butterflies you feel when your heart feels broken. 🙃 (Like a sad adrenaline rush)

I felt sadderflies when he asked me what was wrong.

by Lovewordsss May 5, 2016

Saderal

It's the new word for funeral cause funerals aren't fun, they're sad

I feel bad for you that you have to go to a saderal.

by Tboner09 February 28, 2017

Adderallnighter

When an overwhelmed person, usually a college student who spent too much time chugging Natty Light and tossing their cookies in a fraternity basement, uses the drug Adderall to pull and all nighter before a big test. Side effects include: elevated heartbeat, inability to sit still, and an overwhelming feeling that your life is headed nowhere.

Brock: "Broseph! The same guy who hooks me up with the roofies just scored me some sweet 50mg extended release Adderall!"

Zane: "What for brodiddley?!"

Brock: "I have an Influential Women of the 19th Century final tomorrow! I need to pull an adderallnighter!"

by ProstitiotsRus November 28, 2010

adderally

1. Adjective:
Tired but lacking the desire or motivatoin to sleep.
2. Adjective:
Under the influence of adderall or similar drugs used to treat AD(H)D.

Adam: I'm tired
Hung: then go to sleep
Adam: I don't want too, I'm too adderally

by The Red Rocket January 1, 2006