patterson

noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.

Patterson, take out that tank!

by Number J July 21, 2008

putter

A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...

by funkylovebunny69 November 8, 2010

Larry Patterson

A freshman English teacher who taught at Parkhill Junior High until his recent death on March 9, 2005 at the age of 51. Larry was the kind of teacher who made an indelible impression on his students. His sense of humor and passion for literature made his English classes memorable for his students. He will be deeply missed.

Great job, Larry.

RIP

by teh_shebleh March 12, 2005

Ruff Putter

Someone who likes male genitalia in their backside, over and over. Will not hesitate to drop to his knees and service another man for two pennies.

It appears that Corby is a Ruff Putter.

by Tom Ace August 26, 2006

Putterfield's

A name for the downmarket UK supermarket chain Somerfield, due to it's popularity with old putters

"I'll pop down to Putterfield's for some booze"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Putter Bin

n. The reduced-to-clear shelf in a supermarket, so call as all the cheapskate old putters gather around it looking for something for nothing.

"There might be some bargains in the putter bin"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Putershmit

A rich person that is a complete jerk,
They think they are better than everyone!

Lois, your dad is such a Putershmit!

by Chloebell1152 November 28, 2014