putter

red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.

"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"

by NAAACKK February 8, 2005

plitter

An ass that's been fucked so many times, it can eat its weight in ham.

Man, I wish my girlfriend didn't have such a plitter.

by george August 28, 2003

shot putter

an adjective describing a ugly girl that a guy hooks up with, runs into all the time, and would rather forget. Beer goggles usually involved.

"Damn chris, theres that dude--i mean shot putter--u hooked up with during orientation!"

by Olga April 7, 2005

Pitter patter

The sound of a fart that ricochets off the ass skin.

Her farts pitter patter.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

puinter

One who Puints; to punt a Pussy, "Pussy Punter"

Saturday nights only! come join in the fun of Puinting! Punt the most amount of pussies, and win a free plate of happy nuggets!

by Danny Barq April 15, 2005

putter butter

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009

putter

foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)

why is bob allways puttering around

by lilpete May 19, 2007