Puckered Raisin

an asshole.

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011

Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!

by Snelper September 7, 2018

noah puckerman

a jock who is pretty chill and got his best friends girl knocked up

quinn: I am not keeping the baby
noah puckerman:lets name her Beth

by glee lover2020 September 17, 2020

Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome

When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.

"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:

Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"

enters guy 3

Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"

Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"

Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "

by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

pukey lukey

some skinny kid who drinks a shit load then BARFS EVERYWHERE and has the police and the ambulance and the firetruck come and ruins a party.

"OH MY GAAAAAAWD PUKEY LUKEY RUINED THE PARTY!!"

"WHAT A PUKEY LUKEY!!!"

by pukeyaidany April 19, 2010

pukey lukey

skinny little guy who drinks so much that he barfs EVERYWHERE and makes the ambulance police and firetruck come and everyone has to run away

"if he pulls another pukey lukey im gonna shoot him"

"here comes pukey lukeyy!"

luke.

by pyookeh April 18, 2010