A term to describe a level of near- unconsciousness, also referred to as “locked-in syndrome,” in which you appear to be comatose but are able to sense what is going on around you.
She appeared to be in a coma because she couldn’t move or speak but it turned out she was actually in a pseudocoma.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2023
Get the pseudocoma mug.Anonymity by using pseudonyms in social networking media. A means for users to express their less than savory opinions and traits (e.g. trolling) without hearing about it from their mum or colleagues afterwards.
grrrl_93 = fun-lovin' pseudonymous
well_hung = poor ignoramus
"grrrl_93: Want to see a vid I made? It's a bit risqué.
well_hung: oooh yessss!
grrrl_93: Okay, look here: (links to Xtube)
(...)
well_hung: WAAAAAAH!
grrrl_93: Meet up?
well_hung: DUDE!
...well_hung has logged off"
grrrl_93/well_hung: 1/0 - win by pseudonymity.
well_hung = poor ignoramus
"grrrl_93: Want to see a vid I made? It's a bit risqué.
well_hung: oooh yessss!
grrrl_93: Okay, look here: (links to Xtube)
(...)
well_hung: WAAAAAAH!
grrrl_93: Meet up?
well_hung: DUDE!
...well_hung has logged off"
grrrl_93/well_hung: 1/0 - win by pseudonymity.
by barbama October 7, 2011
Get the pseudonymity mug.Much like the word pseudonym, pseunonym is when one writes under a pen-name that is actually ones own name; a combination of the words pseudonym and synonym to form another, more useless word
"I'm thinking about becoming a writer. I'll write under the name Joe Christmas."
"Your name IS Joe Christmas."
"I know--it's a pseunonym."
"Your name IS Joe Christmas."
"I know--it's a pseunonym."
by Laurence Fishburne May 19, 2007
Get the pseunonym mug.A woman who pretends to be mature but flirts around with ANYONE (married, single or strabismus) that will give her the slightest attention.
by 1 Not impressed November 22, 2011
Get the pseudowoman mug.so, I don't know, maybe we could just have some buttsex and then cuddle.
that is pseudohomosexuality
that is pseudohomosexuality
by matt w l May 28, 2007
Get the pseudohomosexuality mug.An indentation and puckering of the skin above your bum crack giving the impression of a whole new bumhole!
Q:EWWWW what did I just put my finger in?
A:Oh that's just my pseudobum!
Guys..... did you hear James has a pseudobum?
A:Oh that's just my pseudobum!
Guys..... did you hear James has a pseudobum?
by pseudobum November 16, 2010
Get the Pseudobum mug.Being dumped by someone who didn't have grounds to dump you in the first place. Applies too, but not limited by any of the following scenarios:
1. You were NEVER actually dating to begin with
2. You were only fuck friends
3. It was apparent that the relationship wasn't working out and therefore no actual 'dumping' was necessary
4. You already dumped this person first
1. You were NEVER actually dating to begin with
2. You were only fuck friends
3. It was apparent that the relationship wasn't working out and therefore no actual 'dumping' was necessary
4. You already dumped this person first
1. John to Samantha: I don't like you enough to pursue the relationship. Samantha to John: ummm John, you were never even in the running.
John pseudodumped Samantha.
2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.
Ron pseudodumped Anne.
3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.
Mark pseudodumped Laurie.
4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman
Jim pseudodumped Julie.
John pseudodumped Samantha.
2. Ron to Anne: This isn't going to work out, it's too early for me to not be thinking about you ALL the time. Anne to Ron: that's ok I was just using you for sex.
Ron pseudodumped Anne.
3. Mark and Laurie normally see eachother 2-3 times a week. They don't see eachother in a while and don't have sex on their last few dates. Neither of them is really attracted to the other anymore. Mark tells Laurie he's calling it quits. Laurie tells him, I stopped returning your calls weeks ago.
Mark pseudodumped Laurie.
4. Jim calls Julie to tell her he doesn't think this is going to work. Yet, Julie told him 2 weeks ago that for her it was over the day he told her he was seeing another woman
Jim pseudodumped Julie.
by NoStringsAttached February 26, 2011
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