promoter

n.; one employed by a nightlife venue, e.g. a bar, lounge, or club, whose purpose is to increase the hype of the venues (for nascent venues) and maximize the clientele (for more established venues) - that is, attract a wealthy, good-looking, and extroverted crowd - by distributing complimentary passes and contact information at places where such clientele may be found, such as outside a competing venue during closing; the promoter usually gets paid in proportion to the revenue earned during the night he/she was promoting, generally not as lucrative as a bartender, but better than a bouncer; over 80% of promoters are male

John: hey ladies, you all looking beautiful
Sarah: oh please!
Diane: you're just saying that cuz you're a promoter
John: while that may be true, come to my club and i'll take care of you

Kristen: let's go to club XtaC tonite, i know the head promoter there, he can get us in for free
Charlene: you are such a ho

Tyrone: damn bro, the life of a promoter is great, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches and invite them into VIP
Deepak: yeah? well the life of a bartender is better, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches AND get tipped
Security: ok kids, get out of the way, the owner coming thru

Kevin: ladies, come to the after-party
Ryan: wutup promoter, can I roll thru your after-party?
Kevin: sorry dude, no hard feelings - but I'm trying to get laid

by language_sentinel August 24, 2005

primo supremo

Beyond prime. Beyond supreme.

The waves are prime. The weather is supreme. That chick's ass is primo supremo!

by Chuck Zero March 5, 2011

Promodh

1. A indian guys name meaning happiness
2. A lazy Indian guy that lives in his parent's basement and smells of cat piss

Finy: Yo! What's that smell?

Priya: It's Promodh.

by Beenzy Bean January 19, 2010

primo

(Adj) When skateboarding, landing primo is when land on the side of your board. This usually ends badly and jams your wrist back.

Jerry attempted El Toro yesterday. He landed primo and sprained his wrist.

by unineff2000 October 10, 2014

Primo mafioso

The superior form of gangstar

Guy 1: I wanna be a primo mafioso

Guy 2: no drug then

by Mr. Giorno February 20, 2020

promoguy

Promoguy is the God of promotions, he will bot any exploit/promo he can find. He doesn't go full lupe though. He works behind the scenes working on all the sweet promos.

There goes promoguy again, bottin all the good promos.

by promoguy August 14, 2015

Promo Hoes

Models who are well on the path to prostitution via Club Promoters and their obsession with a specific club/type of music EDM , House, Hip Hop etc.

There are usually three types of Promo Hoe.

1. The Club Rat : Regular guys or girls who frequent promoter tables or dinners
2. The Atmosphere Models : Models who get paid in money/food/drinks to frequent promoter tables or dinners
3. The Insta-Club Rats : Clicks of Models who are directly associated with one or more promoters usually because they owe them money, live in their model houses or have an agency that has sold their cell numbers or rented them (without their knowledge) to the promoters/clubs to boost their Insta profiles.

All 3 types are usually feeding and bleeding on the music scene.

Feeding on the food, drinks, apts and drugs, whilst slowly bleeding out their own money, dignity and reputation.

"look at that table of models!"
"Shit... they ain't models no more, Bro. They barely legal, they sitting with douchebags and they fuuuucked up!"
"Perfect! I got me a c-note and some molly. Let's tap a couple of those dirty little Promo Hoes!"

by Kid Koko and Slim January 3, 2018