Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

Procrastinoting

During a class in which you find boring, when your teacher is writing stuff on the board and telling you to write notes, you ignore him and daydream or doodle

Guy 1: Hey man i dont understand the Geometry, can i borrow your notes?

Guy2: Sure, here you go

Guy1: Dude wtf, all i see is pictures of Godzilla fighting Batman

Guy2: Sorry, i have a bad case of procrastinoting

by XxxUrbanManiacXxx October 9, 2011

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrastinuting

1. To want to nut, but getting distracted by other things or putting it off.
2. Another form of procrastination, only now you are masterbating instead of doing something else

I'm such a procrastinuting person when it comes to writing emails.

by The silent bun7 February 6, 2019

Procrapinating

Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!

Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

Example 2:

Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.

Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020

procrastidating

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much

I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.

by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022

Procrastinating

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.

Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...

by CookPu69 January 15, 2014