pétard

Another french word to define a joint.

Il m'explose la tête ce pétard !

by Marianne January 18, 2004

Pregtarded

The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.

When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.

by Dopeyete July 30, 2009

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

prutarded

a mix of the word prude and retarded

DudeA:Damn shirrel is so dumb and prude
DudeB: Ya shes fucking prutarded
DudeA: Fuck you are right

by mcshibby November 29, 2007

Preward

(Noun): something you do for yourself (or give or allow yourself) now for something you're going to do later. essentially, it is the outcome that happens before an event takes place.

(Verb): the act of presenting yourself with and partaking of a preward

(noun): The preward of that line of coke before Jake finished his assignment was a tad excessive

(verb): I prewarded myself with the large half and half pizza tonight as I promised I'd mow the lawn this weekend

by Ian Row October 8, 2010

Pritard

A person that drives a Prius. Pertains to Most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a Prius.

aagghhhh crap i'm stuck behind another pritard

by BB The Clown September 18, 2012

Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018