popanov

Basically, a Popanov is a small fat man who wears his trousers up to his greasy sagging tits which thus produces a muffin-top. Popanov's menstruate every 5 days through the sweat glands in their scrotal dominion. They like to fuck kitchen appliances at extremely obtuse angles in a sport aptly named as 'obtuse angling'. Infact, Papadov Popanov holds the world record for 'obtuse angling' from a copious 178 degrees.

Mother and son walking down the street:
Son: Mummy whats that small round thing that smells like shit on the road side?
Mother: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGIN YOU DIRTY LITTLE POPANOV CUNT!!!

by Minkton March 18, 2008

Jewish Pope

When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.

Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."

by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016

Slap the Pope

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.

1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope

by rfleurent February 16, 2008

No Pope

Said right after mentioning something that could be attributed as being paedophilic in nature.

"Aye bruh you want me to pick your two kids up from school no pope doe."

by TheBasedWizard May 3, 2012

pope of mope

nickname for Morrissey, former lead singer of the Smiths

The Pope of Mope roots for Chivas USA. Its in his blood!!

by dailyscourge January 4, 2008

pope of assholiness

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.

Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010

Pope bonnets

Big dark areolas

Wow! That woman has big pope bonnets!

by Pot lid October 17, 2017