CrossFit Plates

Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.

Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.

by shakalakablacka December 1, 2017

Get The Plates

Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"

WOAH, thats guys gonna need a stack! (of plates)

by SerBSPeeD September 11, 2004

pilates

A group of pirates that speak Engrish.

Oh my! The pilates have raided my house and written mistranslated obsceneties all over my walls!

by Craig Riley March 21, 2005

flippin' plates

In Australia, teenagers of age 16 - 17 (depending on which state they're in) can obtain their Learner plates (L's) for driving. L plates require the driver to have a fully licensed driver (one without any plates) accompanying them at all times.

After a certain amount of time, (min. 6 months in some states) L platers can obtain their P plates which enables the driver to drive un-accompanied.

However, the act of flippin' platers sees an L plater swapping his plates around (since they are double sided - one side has an L and the other has a P) to make it seem as if they are a P plater. Illegal but otherwise very useful until you get pulled over.

Guy 1: How DID you get here? There is no way you could have walked from one side of town to the other.

Guy 2: Flippin' plates!

by Jimmy April 17, 2006

V plates

colloquial reference to the existence of someone's virginity, based on the 'plates' displayed in or on a car, when a learner or probationary driver is behind the wheel.

L plates = learner driver
P plates = probationary driver (not yet full licence)
V plates = virgin

1:"Do you still have your V plates?"
2:"Yeah, but i've lost a couple of demerit points tho... ;) "

by tehlia November 9, 2010

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

pepperoni plates

When a girl's aerola is WAY to large and out of proportion with the size of her breast. Or, when her aerola is just too large in general. Generally viewed as a negative, embarassing quality by guys and girls alike.

Yeah, she's got big breasts, but the pepperoni plates completely wreck the attractiveness of them.

by TwiggyK September 17, 2006