Poexty

Adjective - po-Ex-tee - To feel like you are or are not feeling in the mood for the art of textotry, sending poetry through text messages.

(also see the equivalent of writers block for textotry - Pexters Block)

Dude 1 - man I sent my girl some textotry earlier and now she wants me to send it all the time.

Dude 2 - Tell her that you can't feel poexty all the time.

Dude 1 - Ya man, some days it just comes to me others its tough.

by Shakespizzle January 17, 2012

Pode

A penis with a chode on the tip of it, forming a 'T' shape. If someone has a pode, they are most likely forever alone and will stay a virgin their whole life because it simply can't fit, and if it did it would get stuck.

Dylan: OMG! Look at that guy!
Vitaly: HAHAHA! He has a pode!

by urbanmaster111 September 5, 2013

Podel

A person who identifies as a Magician; often immature, lazy and "can control the elements of magic"

Person1: You need to grow up, you are a real Podel!
Podel: *Dab* Noice, wanna see some magic?

by I'mPodel January 23, 2017

pedextria

A massive explosion of contradicting emotions that are un explainable to even the person/ persons having them.

I am feeling pedextrious.
I have reached a state of pedextria.

by Joe bob77 June 19, 2017

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017

Podeater

A person most likely a millennial that either partakes in the eating of Tide pods on a dare ( TidePod Challenge) or lacks the mental capacity to make logical capacity to tie their own shoes.

OMG did you see Trudeau trying to answer that question about ethics?

He is such a Podeater!!!

by Leo D'enviro-NO January 20, 2018

pode

Pode is when something is not dope.

The tide pods memes are funny, but eating tide pods is pode.

by UMAD the single gamer January 29, 2018