plantaneous

To make plans and follow through, but have spontaneous adventures along the way.

S: Want to go to Cha Cha's Sushi later?
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')

by jyd408 November 22, 2016

Robert Plant

Noun: When the size and shape of a man's genitalia are noticeable a la concert footage of Robert Plant in the 70's

"He was obviously going commando, I could see his Robert Plant."

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by Sir Loin of Beef October 25, 2017

The Pitcher Plant

Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.

“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”

by CoochieManCoochieCan March 16, 2020

The New Plantation

The New Plantation is a term that is used to describe the Democratic Party and its hold on minorities by telling them they are victims of the Republican Party, and that they should support the Democratic Party because they will be better off.

Democrats use this to get minorities to vote for them, and they also use this to push other minorities to vote for them as well because the "other side" is not so nice to minorities.

The Democratic Party and left-wing are the New Plantation owners and the minorities are the mind slaves who are told that whites are racist and that they need to support the Democratic Party so that they don’t become a victim of racism.

The New Plantation is a sneaky and deceptive practice among the left-wing and Democratic Party members.

by The Ferocious Whomper December 18, 2022

peace, love and plants

Peace, love and plants is a thing that MumboJumbo started at Season 8 of Hermitcraft, while he has his potato skin he can’t kill anything or eat meat.

Peace, love and plants.

Grian: MUMBO WHY ARE THERE TREES ON MY ROOF!?
MumboJumbo: Peace, Love and plants :)

by gamer43269420 September 4, 2021

face plant

Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face.

That was a nice face plant when your bike hit that mud spot.

by Klepto May 20, 2003

mississippi sewage plant

When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.

Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.

Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.

by NoIThinkNot November 3, 2013