Platinum

To completely finish something, e.g. a video game.

Jimmy: "Ricky platinumed Ghost of Tsushima."
Edward: "Wait really?"

by Psssuuuuu August 7, 2020

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Star Platinum

The Stand of Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's bizarre adventures. Like his user, he's an angry looking guy too. Can catch bullets, shoot bullets with its fingers and bring video games and drinks to please Jotaro while in prison. Also can stop time and beat up people while shouting ORA ORA ORA ORA...

Jotaro Kujo: The one who'll be the judge is my stand ! Star Platinum !
Kakyoin: Nante Powah no Stando da...(What a powerful stand )

by BinaryGandalf June 2, 2019

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The Platinum Solution

Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.

Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"

by PositiveZero April 14, 2008

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plytanium

1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.

1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.

2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.

by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008

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