Plant

Plants are organisms that farm humans, giving them oxygen until they eventually die and then they use the humans bodies as their food/fertilizer

Human 1: this plants looks beautiful
Human 2: I don't trust plants for some reason

by Mask of the Shadow February 16, 2017

Robert Plant

Only the sexiest man to ever walk the earth (in the 70's), and by the way... Not only bored soccer mom's happen to think he's hot!!! He is gorgeous (and his ass is equally gorgeous!!!), and im only 14!!! so whoever thinks his only fans are oldies, obviously has never listened to a Led Zeppelin record. Led Zeppelin will, and always will be, one of the greatest bands to ever walk the earth!!!

Wow, check out Robert Plant...He's got a nice ass <drooling>...Not only that, but Led Zeppelin kicks ass!!!

by Super "L" January 29, 2005

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

Robert Plant

To fake an orgasm, such as the real Robert Plant does in "A whole lotta love"

Dude, the chick in that porno the other night so obviously pulled a Robert Plant.

by TimboV8 March 31, 2009

plant and pivot

The act of leaving something behind/at someone's dwelling in order to have a reason to call them approximately 3 days later. Most commonly this is done after a date or a one night stand.

Last night after we made out, Jill laid down a plant and pivot by leaving her necklace on the coffee table.

by Dr. Kellie February 19, 2009

Sex Panther

60% of the time, it works, every time.

Yup, its made with bits of real panther. So you know its good. (Sex Panther)

by odion August 3, 2012

plantaneous

To make plans and follow through, but have spontaneous adventures along the way.

S: Want to go to Cha Cha's Sushi later?
J: Yea I'm down!
*After eating sushi, driving around aimlessly.
S: Where do you want to go now?
J: I don't know, want to meet my cats? :3
S: Okay! This is so plantaneous, I love it! :')

by jyd408 November 22, 2016