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pippasexual

“I truly want to marry Phillipa Soo. I think i’m pippasexual”
by pippcsoo December 27, 2020
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Pirisexual

Pirisexual is a sexuality. You’re Pirisexual when you are in Love with the way someone says „Piri“
-Omg do you know that icy is „Pirisexual“ ?
-Icy came out as „Pirisexual“ and I support him

-I think the feelings of people who are „Pirisexual“ are valid
by youwish04 June 1, 2021
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purpsexual

Very attracted to the color purple and it’s elements in a non-sexual way.
Payway’s favorite color is purple, so he’s a purpsexual..
by Payway September 15, 2022
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Piesexual

An individual who attains orgasmic delight in the consumption of Pie. One who is well versed in the pleasure derived from the creation and consumption of Pies.
Did you see the speed at which that pie disappeared down his throat. he must be Piesexual!
by APB Hayter August 30, 2023
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pomosexual

Who rejects labels and classifications about their sexual orientation.
Pomosexual.
by Catedrast December 7, 2024
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Simpsexual

An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.

Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.

The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"

Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"

Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."

Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."

Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"

Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
by Y2$ɘ7eN January 6, 2025
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pomosexual

People of any gender who prefer not to classify their sexual orientation.
Pomosexual.
by Fizogobo January 31, 2025
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