Pretentious Clit

Overly sensitive version of a pretentious dick.

Tom: Mike started crying when I called him out on his bullshit. What the fuck?

Jim: What a pretentious clit.

by King_Jupiter November 7, 2014

pretentious leader

Being someone who isn't the leader or boss but is that to other people. Only a puppet in the group or organization.

The pretentious leader of McDonald's is obviously Ronald McDonald

by :):Yooooo.. July 9, 2017

Pretentious

A guy who got into a fight with a bear and told you about it.

Pretentious guy- That wasn't really venison we had for dinner. That was the bear I beat to death with my bare hands and skinned alive so that my family and guest could eat well.
Unsuspecting guest-And look at you, you still have a head, that's awesome!
Pretentious guy-Yea well I'm not one to brag or show off, I prefer to let my guns do the talking. These guns on my shoulders took the bears life, now his bear mommy misses him.

by Solid Mantis June 18, 2018

Pretentious

An attempt to make ones self look smarter than they actually are.

Ex: when you say something incorrectly but everyone knows what you’re trying to say and your boyfriend corrects you in front of them. He’s being pretentious.

by Essdog January 10, 2019

Pretentious Snitch

When you snitch on your homies but your snooty ass wants everyone to be aware about it so you snitch publicly.

McBhabhi is a pretentious snitch

by McBhabhi May 6, 2021

Pettentious

Fancy, humorous word for Petty.

A Pettentious Person

by Comma dilemmaz August 13, 2023

Pretentious

1. Anyone that uses a Mac, or is a slave to the iMovement.

Pretentious iSlave: OMG!!...the Mac Air is so sleek and small and portable!!

Normal Person: So are all the 10 different netbooks that are available and blow the Mac Air out of the water...

by InfinitiGEEdub November 11, 2009