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Patel

A name you will find in every directory. Even if it is in the Arctic Circle.
Person: Can I get the number of Dr.Patel in Iceland?
Operator: Hold On. Hmmm Dr.K PAtel pr Dr. S patel???
by zeepadeedoodah December 8, 2003
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patelson

1. Another friendly way of calling an individual with the last name Patel
2. Also known as bardel
"HEY PATELSON! DO YOU VANT TO EAT?"
by Raviteja January 12, 2009
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Patel

The most common last name in India. It's like Smith over there.
My last name is Patel.
by Neil Patel March 10, 2008
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Mr Patel

Mr Patel is not something one could simply describe.
For Mr Patel is simply a living legend.

Mr Patels can often be found in Maths classrooms, proclaiming that they are indeed an intellectual for referring to 'Maths' as 'Mathematics'.
One distinct feature within Mr Patels are their impeccable dedication in promoting their favourite piece of literary genius-- The Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book. Each lesson without fail he will never forget to promote this absolute masterpiece, but he will, however most likely forget your name; even though he was your teacher for an entire year! But I suppose that is what makes a Mr Patel--Mr Patel.

His shiny forehead glistens under the luminous artificial classroom lighting as he furrows his eyebrows with pure rage due to his students incapability to solve a simple Quadratic Formula.
The Classroom Whiteboard is something truly important to ALL Mr Patels, this is as it gives him the opportunity to escape the stupidity of his students and the strain of 'Mathematics', giving him an outlet to his more 'creative' side.
After expanding brackets, he changed the whiteboard pens from 'Red to green" etc.. with each given symbol. This calms Mr Patels. But do not worry, your Mr Patel will probably run away from you like mine did.
He is a 'proper lad' once you solve the equations.

{WARNING: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ-๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ }
{TIP: ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜บ๐˜ข ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด. }
Mustafa: "Wow fam, this class really is litty tonight fam."
Nate: "Nah Mandem. The teacher is a total Mr Patel Fam."
Mustafa: "What do you mean, blud?"
Nate: "Fam last night, yeah? He took me outside to the back alleys and tried to sell me the Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book!"
Mustafa: "Ah, fam that's not good, blud. I heard he's a proper 'gamer'!"
by KFC Hitler February 13, 2018
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kirtan patel

a cool dude who is always smacked af. he's funny and mad smart
random nigga who's name Is Kirtan Patel
by Black Nigga November 9, 2013
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patel

The last name of the person your money goes to when you stay in a hotel or motel in the United States.
"Who owns this motel?"
"Mr. Patel"
by Flight23 August 7, 2006
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Paterno

A Paterno is unit of currency equal to 6 million US dollars. Paternos are typically paid in cases of covering up for child rape.
"The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston was forced to pay 14 Paternos to victims of child rape by priests in 2003."

"Penn State got fined 10 Paternos for turning a blind eye to child rape on their campus."
by Joe Paterno's family July 23, 2012
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