Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).
Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!
Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
by gopas April 16, 2008
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"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
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The paranoia you receive after watching a horror movie.
Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.
Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.
Paranormal Activity is what inspired this word, for it is the perfect example.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.
by SleepsWithOneEyeOpen November 23, 2009
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by Oilystool September 4, 2005
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Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?
So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!
1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.
2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!
3rd Reply: DSHSB
Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?
So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!
1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.
2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!
3rd Reply: DSHSB
by Rahie May 28, 2008
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*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
by wittyname January 16, 2010
Get the paranoid mug.A palantír is a magical artifact from J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy legendarium. A palantír (sometimes translated as "Seeing Stone" but literally meaning "Farsighted" or "One that Sees from Afar"; cf. English television) is a crystal ball, used for both communication and as a means of seeing events in other parts of the world.
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