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In Delee Plaza where JFK was assassinated, they have a museum set up in the book depository where the supposed shot was fired from. The window where Oswald was supposed to have fired from is set up to look exactly like it did on that day. it is called the Sniper's Nest, and the museum is called the Assassination Museum. The Sniper's Nest is a very accurate reconstruction. One of the main reasons it is so accurate is because Oswald isn't in it.
Oswald didn't murder JFK. The shot supposedly came from behind him, where Oswald was, but when Kennedy's head was blown apart, it flung to the left. Its so obvious, yet seeing as Oswald was a Communist and the American government was so fascistic towards Communists, it wouldn't surprise is they just pinned it on him simply because of that.
by BadLieutenant August 18, 2004
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Lee Harvey Oswald

Named after the man who apparently assassinated John F. Kennedy: The art of eating out a girl with one hand on her tits, the other hand with a thumb in her ass, therefore resembling the holding and aiming of a large gun.
"This girl I had last night, got down to it and gave her the old 'Lee Harvey Oswald'..."
by theyoungupstart June 28, 2009
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oogally boogally

a kick ass way of saying...BOO!
saying "boo" with attitude!
the ghost went oogally boogally and almost made me wet myself!!
by yo mama April 7, 2003
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oswald

Someone who repeatedly hits with head shots in computer games.
Man....that guy was a total Oswald. He was camped and nailing everybody in the head. I felt just like Kennedy.
by Dick Fitzwell June 27, 2006
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Ozgal

Ozgal is a term Iranians use to describe themselves along with 50% of other people.
Ozgal can imply different meanings such as lame, asshole, low-class, dick, anal and shameless.
One of the preconditions of being an Iranian politician or intellectual or pop singer or footbal player is to be ozgal
You are ozgal, You wont ever turn to a decent human.
by Not-ozgal March 29, 2005
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Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.

As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”
"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,

May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?

All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.
by iknowmorethanyouaboutthis July 19, 2009
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Osvaldo

My freaking bestfriend but doesn't know it osvaldo is very very funny and always makes my dad he's like my twin brother and we always joke around woth jackie
Girl: yoo have you seen osvaldo he's dummy thicc
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