Oprah rich

Being as rich as oprah

man i thought you where broke nah im oprah rich now

by David Elias loves amanda lynn January 10, 2009

Orphan Tears

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011

Oprah-rich

The state of being filthy rich due to the acquisition of a large sum of money.

"This porno is gonna make me Oprah-rich!"

by privatespaceinvaderjunk March 17, 2009

knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

Oprah

Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.

Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.

by anonymous September 19, 2004

Orphelia

A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, JellyBattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, Otis Redding, Seamus Heaney, maternity and Scottish accents.

Self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of pornography, the world doesn't have enough Orphelia.

I had a long, hard wank this morning. I thought of Orphelia.

by Flash Harry October 9, 2008

Oprahfried

What the reining queen of talk did to author James Frey.
The consequence of making Oprah angry or getting on her bad side.

All writers are at risk of being Oprahfried.

by Tony Stanford January 21, 2007