nunchucker

someone who changes their sexuality based on how they feel in the moment.

i feel like a man now but earlier i felt like a women. i think i might be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 July 17, 2021

Cumchucks

Typically performed by an individual and two well endowed men, the individual jerks the men off until orgasm then swings their flaccid dicks around like nunchucks whilst shouting 80’s Kung fu noises.

Vicky: Look Ma I’m just like Bruce Lee kiai!
Ma: You sure do love those cumchucks

by Thotham July 30, 2021

Nunchucking

When two people have butt plugs in their posteriors connected together by a chain between the two buttplugs.

Coworker 1: Me and the wife tried Nunchucking last night
Coworker 2: John what the fuck are you telling me this for

by Boogusfroogus December 12, 2021

nunchuck smoke

the act of smoking strictly 2 cigarettes consecutively, as opposed to the act of chain smoking - which requires smoking more than two.

"wanna nunchuck smoke on the porch?"

by simpingfornoreason February 19, 2022

Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.

My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!

by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022

Numcuck

A little jhit that has no basic knowledge and/or someone who can’t comprehend basic logic or produce knowledgeable things out their mouth.

Every time Val talks to Guy#5 the only sentences he produces sound like a 1st grader trying to speak like a lawyer. Except the only thing he does is contradict himself, like the bi-polar guy he is… he my friends is a numcuck.

by Stubify June 18, 2024

Nunchucking

The art of sexual nunchuck play
When you wrap a pair of nunchucks around you cock and balls and smack ur partners ass while unconsensually fucking them and saying cowabunga

Wow you fucin me with nunchucks and ion wanna be fucked ow and you saying cowabunga you nunchucking

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella February 21, 2025