Nookery is a portmanteau of 'Nook' and 'crookery' popularised by the famously fraudulent character Tom Nook from the Animal Crossing game series. He forces you to continue upgrading your home drastically increasing the price each time. Then you have to work for him and do jobs - UNPAID! Thus, Nook the Crook created his own business strategy of Nookery... Watch out for the racoons.
Darn it, you and your Nookery, you should go to a deserted island and make people pay extortionate amounts for pears!
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2) A word used when addressing a close friend or relative
2) A word used when addressing a close friend or relative
"Hey Nooper!"
"She's a nooper!"
"She's a nooper!"
by Little Noop January 1, 2008
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Durring online gaming;
The most exrteme from noobism, emphasised by the effort required to type.
Durring online gaming;
The most exrteme from noobism, emphasised by the effort required to type.
'Check out noobercalifragilisticexpialidocicous, hes been running arround the bombsite for 2 minutes press E'
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" J Kint, youre a little fuckin fart nooger"
" J Kint, youre a little fuckin fart nooger"
by Beaup January 2, 2009
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Luis: Hey guys!
Ricky: Sup man.
Luis: I just met this guy from the game that we play, and was wondering if he could hang with us.
Leon: Hi guys!
Ricky: Um.. this guys got no skills, he cant run fast, he cant jump high, and he doesnt even have a job or car. Where did you find this NOOBERONI?!
Ricky: Sup man.
Luis: I just met this guy from the game that we play, and was wondering if he could hang with us.
Leon: Hi guys!
Ricky: Um.. this guys got no skills, he cant run fast, he cant jump high, and he doesnt even have a job or car. Where did you find this NOOBERONI?!
by Ricky Bell February 12, 2008
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