nooyer

Sums up everything you hate about New Year's Eve celebrations -- 'nooyer' signifies the meaningless behaviour of louts at that time,'Nooyer' signifies celebs having the time of their lives on camera (and often pre-recorded in late summer...)

'We went down to the pub for a celebratory drink -- but it was full of nooyer shouting and binge and vomit...'

'Nothing on TV tonite but Nooyer plastic jollity and second-rank celeb media exposure...'

by mikroth January 11, 2008

dank nooner

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.

I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer

by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017

Noozer

This word is a combination of words "noob" and "looser".

Omg you are such a noozer.

by x000x01 February 28, 2009

nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Soured Nooder

The slimy residue after a vagina has been eaten and allowed to ferment in a sauce of vaginal secretion, cum, saliva, snot, and any other substance she may have overnight.

OMG! Girl you must have had that pussy destroyed last night! I think you need to wash off that Soured Nooder!! You smell like vinegar and fish!!

by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020

Tuesday nooner

When you text your significant other and state that you want to put their vagina in your mouth

Hey Heather, it’s Tuesday . You know what that means? Time for your Tuesday nooner.

by The nooner knows February 7, 2021