Michael J Nelson

Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.

"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."

"How about Michael J Nelson?"

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

Uncle Nelson

Uncle Nelson is the act of rape on somebody from behind while the rapist has the victim in a full nelson. Usually constituted by two males in prison.

"Don't pull any fast moves on Big George, or he'll give you the Uncle Nelson."

by Dr. Trud May 5, 2010

Nerdon

1. A hard-on that only nerds get.

2. A rude name for a person/persons exhibiting nerd-like qualities in a manner that succeeds only in scaring normal people.

1. "That new Zelda game totally gave me a nerdon!"

2. "Good god! Why do you have to be such a friggen nerdon?!"

by EmyInYourMind April 1, 2011

Nelson Ave. Middle School

HELL

just go to Nelson Ave. Middle School

by National Day 2019 June 11, 2017

[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

by jerrdine January 21, 2009

Ricky Nelson

Eric Hilliard Nelson AKA 'Ricky Nelson' (born on may 8 1940) was an American singer-songwriter, know as a rock 'n roll & pop star. He became very populair in the 50's/60's with hit songs such as "I will follow you", "Travelin'man", "A teenagers Romance" and many more. Ricky's big inspiration was Elvis presley , though, he was also a big inspiration to other upcoming musicians at that time (and i'm sure he still is). He made his film debut in 'Here Come the Nelsons' and had a small role in 'The Story of Three Loves'. Following his success on TV and with singing, Howard Hawks cast him as a gunslinger in Rio Bravo. He appeared in 33 movies/tv shows in total. He married Kris Harmon on April 20, 1963. They got 4 childeren. following the birth of their last child, the marriage had deteriorated and a very public, controversial divorce involving both families was covered in the press for several years. In October 1977, Kris filed for divorce and asked for custody of their four children. (and a portion of community property). Later in 1980 he met Helen blair. She was the only woman he dated after his divorce. Nelson died in a plane crash on December 31, 1985. All seven passengers, including Blair, died. Only the two pilots survived. Nelson's funeral took place at the Church of the Hills on January 6, 1986, and he was privately buried in the Forest Lawn in Los Angeles. (His estate was bequeathed to his children, and he did not provide for ex-wife Kris Nelson. #Karma)

Person A: "I love ricky nelson"
Person B: "He was a great musician, what is your fav. song?"
Person A: "definitely 'A Teenagers Romance' "

by MooMoo99 August 9, 2020

Nick Nelson breath

When someone takes a very gay and shaky breath while being around their also very gay love interest

My gf just kissed me and i took a nick nelson breath.

by Meow!? December 5, 2022