The consciousness of all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betas) be they alive or dead. Motard entered into the mind of the Sting Ray that killed Steve Irwin because Motard is angry with humans for keeping Motard in stupid little bowls.
by Servant of Motard October 26, 2006
Derived from and somewhat a contraction of mo from homo from homosexual AND tard from retard as in mentally retarded. Used derogatorily or perhaps in jest to refer to any person judged to be acting in a slow or stupid manner.
We talked to some motard who is "just the computer guy" and didn't seem to understand at all what we were talking about yet felt he was able to man the front desk of the office.
by flamedog February 10, 2004
Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.
"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"
by DJ Stevie Steve March 08, 2005
Motivational based retardation.
The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.
The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.
I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.
My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.
My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.
by The Bard of Morgan County October 23, 2009
Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.
Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."
by Dab Brill May 29, 2005
Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.
I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!
by Chlamydia Forecast May 19, 2011