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morning voice

when someone (usually a guy) wakes up with a deep, gravely voice and it makes us wanna have their kids.
girl: yo can you call me when you wake up?
boy: i mean yeah, but why?
girl: ...morning voice.
by anonymous September 11, 2020
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Morbius Male

Someone superior than an Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.

Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.

You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin' Time Morbius Male.
Joe is a Morbius Male and is more potent than Dee (A Sigma Male) and Chewie (An Alpha Male) put together!
by Gatowatussy June 8, 2022
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Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning

One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.
"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.
by hjthere May 22, 2020
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Morning crust

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up
Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
by Conker1 October 5, 2016
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Morning Buzz

The Morning Buzz is the first buzz of the day. It is in relation only to the Dokha tobacco which is smoked from a medwakh that is popular amongst UAE teens. The Morning Buzz can be smoked in the morning, afternoon and evening as long as it’s the first buzz of the day no matter the time.
Bro come alley I need my morning buzz before school.
Yo, can you fill me up just a head of Dokha for my morning buzz.
Man I haven’t buzzed all day I need my morning buzz now.
by wagwan_piffting December 5, 2018
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Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.
Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.
by geodave December 21, 2013
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Morbius

The first movie to ever sell one morbillion tickets and achieve a morbius sweep. Known to many as "one of the movies of all time," and quite possibly the only piece of media to be graced with all of these aspects. Morbius is best known for the part where he said "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and morbed all over those guys.

See also: peak fiction
Person 1: Hey have you seen Morbius

Jared Leto: Jared Leto
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