Two Mooser

A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass

The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position

Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!

by The Mooser January 10, 2019

mooner

the act of whipping down ones pants and bending over to reveal ones ass cheeks.

SNAP! Yo moms hung a mooner and I saw her fucking snapper!

by bt February 20, 2003

jizz-mopper

You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.

Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

Mooer

The act of being someone that moos

Alex Cassie and Jaime were technically and officially mooers after consistently mooing at the cows across the feild.

by Jaime August 25, 2004

Mooer

The 'tarded way to say 'cow'. (See 'tard)

Mooers live on farms.

by JulieandLauren March 31, 2004

jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.

by Axa September 16, 2005

Moope

Sticky residue on a stick after roasting marshmallows over a campfire.

I need to clean the moope off my stick before I put it away.

by Think112233 March 11, 2015