moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Molancing

The act of dancing while simultaneously molesting people. Often done as a result of too much alcohol or MDMA.

People were getting annoyed at the club because Ronaldo kept molancing everyone he could lay his hands on.

by Raphetim April 3, 2013

moraning

Putting so much effort into slacking off its almost not worth slacking off

Alex was moraning when he got the answers to the test so he could get a perfect 65%

by Fag boi July 14, 2015

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 1, 2016

moaning rollercoaster

It's just sex.

Person 1: What would a moaning rollercoaster be?

Person 2: that's just sex

by I told you Rory June 11, 2018

moaningstar

Post coitus, when one swings their used condom over their head like a morningstar and smacks their partner across the head, ideally the temple.

i plowed thine mother and gave her a moaningstar

by Soft Ricky January 16, 2022