The Misbourne

honestly the worst school in bucks, it's an absolute shithole filled with either crackheads or pricks that think they're some next level upper class wanker, don't come here unless you wanna be filled with some stuck up cunts and a bunch of bumberclarts

Friend of High Intelligence: What school did you go to?
Me: The Misbourne
Friend of High Intelligence: Fuck me it's a shithole i've heard
Me: You don't fuckin say

by grannytranny69420 November 27, 2019

Missouri

The Show-Me State. A state that doesn’t know if it’s Southern or Midwestern. Its 6 million residents are divided in geography, accent and culture. Northern Missouri is flat and similar to the rest of the Midwest while southern Missouri is hilly and in the Ozark region. Ironically, America’s new unofficial country music capital is Branson, near the Arkansas border. People from northern Missouri are considered more Midwestern while Southern Missouri is more Southern. Missouri is the place where North America’s two great rivers meet: The Mississippi and Missouri, near Saint Louis. Kansas City is the largest city but St. Louis is the largest metro area. Ironically both metro areas cross state boundaries. Kansas City is known as a great center of jazz music and barbeque while St. Louis is a major center for the production of beer (Anheiser Bush) and has the Gateway Arch. What’s ironic is that beer and barbeque go together like sex and nicotine. However, both cities are extremely crime-ridden by many comparisons. Some natives include Jessie James, Harry Truman, Walt Disney and Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain).

Missouri is a nice, quaint state but has somewhat of an identity crisis.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2007

Missouri Mudslide

One male has to have diahrrea. Have girl sit with back against headboard. Male straddles her while she sucks his dick. Male then shits down her chest while she fingers the shit into herself.

Yo Billy you should give her a Missouri Mudslide, she liked it last night.

by JoshieG2003 December 8, 2016

Republic Missouri

Small town in Southwest Missouri; breeding ground for the criminally redneck; the only entertainment opportunities afforded to the youth of this town is to view/ participate in high school athletics, drink, or drive thirty minutes to the city of Springfield Missouri to find something else to do, i.e. drink, watch local bands embarrass themselves on occasion, view high school athletics, or all of the above in the same venue.

Gary: Was that town that we just drove through Republic Missouri?

Thom: Um... I think it was the seventh circle of hell...

Gary: .....Yeah....

by Tigerfan!! September 26, 2008

Missouruh

A non-existent U.S. state, though a great number of Missourians claim to live there.

Missourian: I'm from Missouruh, the Show Me State.
Illinoisan: Then please show me how you get "uh" from "i".

by Hyper-Yotta Mac June 11, 2009

Missouri Fireman

A sex act where you take off your pants. You then proceed to squat down and shit all over your marriage.

John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.

by da5id November 23, 2016

Missouri Syndrome

Beiing utterly unwilling to leave your home state, predominantly because of fear, lack of adventures spirit and overall lameness.

Pat didn’t wanna tag along to Chicago,he had a bad case of Missouri Syndrome.

by Prof.Dr. Einmann February 3, 2019