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Dirt merchant

A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...
John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."

Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"
by Lorne S Grant February 15, 2006
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Meerschaert

Pronounced: "Meer" as in mermaid. "Sch" as in shh! Be quiet! "Heart" as in you have a good heart.

1. n. A bad-ass

2. n, A family that live all over the country, but are mainly located in the mid-west.

3. n. A smart-ass.

4. n. My-ears-hurt.
I'm going to head out to the family reunion; I expect the normal Meerschaert chicanery.

I wouldn't go over there, after a few beers they are a regular group of Meerschaerts.

Carol, my ears hurt!
by monkeymusicunobeer October 23, 2009
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Merchant Mariner

We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.
I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?
by EagleVireoMM March 5, 2011
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dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.
Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!
by JRob November 7, 2005
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meme merchant

A person who travels far and wide, distributing memes wherever they go.
"See that guy over there? He's a meme merchant":
by Ashe, the Nightingale July 11, 2017
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band merch

Merchandise. It's the stuff you can buy. Usually t-shirts and stuff. A "merch booth" at a concert is where you go and buy CDs and t-shirts and stuff like that.
Man. I just got the latest BMTH band merch at the booth. You should go check em out!
by AndreaLAN October 6, 2013
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Menschkeit

A person having admirable characteristics, such as fortitude and firmness of purpose: "He radiates the kind of fundamental decency that has a name in Yiddish; he's a Mensch (menschkeit)" (James Atlas).

A person who is admired, respected, and trusted because of a sense of ethics, fairness, and nobility.
by VilaMD September 19, 2012
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