Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up

Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef

by trixnoir July 17, 2020

Meef

When a man farts and the fart travels past his taint to his balls, a man queef

Tom was sitting in class when he meefed, he blushed.

by Psychedelic_samuel August 29, 2019

Meef

Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”

I just meefed. A Meef is a man queef.

by Rivetbear August 6, 2025

Meef

Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.

Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"

by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021

Meef

A mouth queef

That was the hottest meef I've ever heard.

by Spy_bomb January 19, 2018

Meef

A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee

1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef

by Heypeterr December 2, 2023

Meef

A mix between a mage and a thief esp in Dungeons and Dragons

Man i want want to be a meef next Campaign

by The penguarp man February 12, 2021