Meef

Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.

Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"

by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021

Meef

meef is the term used to describe a thicc girls meaty pussy.

Usually wet after one touch.

Danny: ay bruh my girl kinda thicc she got that meef

Chris: fuckkk dawg

by Deeznutz666 July 10, 2019

Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.

Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.

by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020

Meef

A very obnoxious and irritating

being, especially someone who’s short.

Freddy: Go Away!
Roby: *starts screaming*

Freddy: You docking meef!

by Knob-Tosser January 17, 2019

Meef

A woman that is worse than a bop like ishowspeeds girlfriend

Gyat gyat gyat Rizz all the nizzards say in unison she’s a meef

by Soren and d June 18, 2024

Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up

Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef

by trixnoir July 17, 2020

Lil Meef

Lil Meef is the epitome of hotness. She's very pretty and can be a bitch. Meef derives from a nickname her friend gave her from her first name, Mia. Lil comes from her Soundcloud, Lil Meef.

(Dude one) Dang dude, did you see Lil Meef walking in the hall yesterday?
(Dude two) Yeah bro, her new song is so trash its good.
(Dude one) Wish I could date THAT bro.

by lilmeef July 16, 2019